On Friday we inspected Ali Bonoopi’s dahl stall, I cannot publically disclose what we found but it was beyond all cosmic hygiene laws in this Karmic universe! Yesterday we stopped a chronic public masturbator as he went about his lewd business in a public toilet.
I have a loyal gang of sadhus who are cosmic super heros, we all love each other. I fight crime, corruption and bad cooking on the filthy streets of New Dehli (as well I train my pet mongoose). I too am a super hero, I only wear a lion cloth though. He says in all other areas he’s like a bumbling, overenthusiastic Red Setter that, if left unchecked, could fast turn the musical city of Seattle into a diabolical disco disaster. However, superintendent of the Seattle Police Department, Sammy Supsup, says Fodor should stick to automobile crimes, which he at least gets right. The only difference is that I decided to make a difference and stop crime in my neighborhood and my area. I also protect the city”… “I’m just like everyone else. In a statement to reporters outside King County Jail last Thursday, Fodor said “I’m Phoenix Jones.
He was also ordered to remove his mask in court, which exposed his identity as 23 year old Ben Foder, much to the initial anger of Fodor and his many supporters.īecoming somewhat of a celebrity since his somersault onto the Seattle scene earlier this year, Fodor has maintained his innocence, and is confident a 13 minute video of the incident (shot by one of his entourage) will clear him of any wrong-doing. Jones, who has mixed martial arts training, was jailed on suspicion of four misdemeanor accounts of assault before being released on $US 3,800 bail. Several angry individuals fought back, with one woman belting him with her shoes, as police allege he mistakenly took the downtown disco drinkers for having an all in brawl.
PHOENIX JONES SUPERHERO TORRENT
Either that or Hollywood has well and truly gotten the better of him.Īs just last Thursday, on his customary crusade to combat corruption, Jones rushed into what he thought was a huge fight before shouting “911” and unleashing a torrent of capsicum spray on a crowd of nightclubbers. In any case, it seems to have inspired Jones to do his cathartic do-gooder rampages across the city of Seattle. Surely road rage is enough to make anyone want to become a superhero. However, Jones, it appears, has a particular hang-up with automobiles, as he has a string of minor traffic violations against him, while he’s known for stopping car and bus-jackers and preventing drunks from driving home.
PHOENIX JONES SUPERHERO SKIN
THE MONEY IS INCIDENTAL, WE ARE ONLY SEEKING IT TO ACQUIRE THE ITEMS THAT WE NEED FOR THE TEAM.Amidst Seattle’s bright lights, dark alleys and confused citizens, walks a man dressed in a mask and a dragon skin bulletproof vest with stab plating, who calls himself Phoenix Jones.Ī self-proclaimed crime fighter who strives to “protect the city”, Jones heads a ten-member costume vigilante squad known as the Rain City Superhero Movement, who’s aim is to fight crime in the Seattle and Lynwood areas. IF ANYONE HAS A SPARE GOPRO HERO 3 BLACK EDITION THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO DONATE, OR RADIOS THAT ARE MORE FUNCTIONAL THAN OURS, THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. That leaves 200 dollars for shipping and radios Pepper spray is a non lethal way to stop almost any crime from rape all the way to murder 200.00 total 1,770.00) 480.00 total 1,570.00) PEPPER DEPLOYING DEVICES (we all currenly have a pepper deploying device but since they are in constant use we always need more. Price unknown)Ī PHAZZER ( I have one and so does Midnight Jack this really evens out the playing field when guns are pulled on us.
RADIOS (the ones we use are very short range and sound terrible. We can get them for 200.00 each total 1,090.00) I would also like to send one to Crimson Fist in Atlanta. VERIZON WIRELESS WIFI STREAMING PACK (I have one but once again if im not there we have no live stream 50.00 total 490.00) *ģ EXTRA BULLET PROOF VESTS (currently my whole team has bulletproofs but we would like to extend these to non suited scouts who patrol and radio in crime.
PHOENIX JONES SUPERHERO PRO
GO PRO 3 BLACK WITH CHEST HARNESS (I have one but if I'm not on patrol the team has no video) 400.00 gopro 3 40.00 chest harness total 440.00 HERE IS A LIST OF GEAR I HOPE TO OBTAIN, BOTH FOR TEAM EFFORTS AND AS LOANER ITEMS TO NEW AND/OR TEMPORARY TEAM MEMBERS:
MY TEAM HAS BEEN RAPIDLY EXPANDING AND IS STILL MISSING VERY IMPORTANT GEAR WHICH I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOUR HELP IN ACQUIRING. I WILL BE USING MONEY I EARN FROM MY NOVEMBER 2nd MMA FIGHT TO COMPLETE THE ASSEMBLY OF THE SUIT AND THE PURCHASE OF ACCESSORIES. UNFORTUNATELY THERE WERE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS FOR ASSEMBLY OF THE SUIT OR ANY ACCESSORIES. MY LAST FUNDRAISER PRODUCED ENOUGH DONATIONS TO BUY THE MAJORITY OF THE PIECES FOR MY NEW SUPERHERO SUIT.
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